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I thought that we could list our nicknames for our Commanders and other vehicles.....

My wife and I call our XK "Gus" which is short for "Greedy Gus" - as it loves to pig out on the gas.

Our AWD, 300 HP, 6 Speed, Volvo S60R is called "The Swede", or "The Big Swede"

Our old Mini (which we sold to buy the XK a year ago) was called "Ziggy"

So what other crazy names are out there for your rides?

-Hemi
 

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People call me
the Bri-man.



I'm the stylish one
of the group.



I know what
you're asking yourself,



and the answer is yes,
I have a nickname for my penis.



It's called the Octagon.



But I also nicknamed
my testes.



My left one
is James Westfall,



and my right one is
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.



You ladies play your cards right,
you might get to meet the whole gang.
naming your car is teh gheyness.
 

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I call mine "Big C"
 

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We call our Commander "The Commander"
The Truck is "HEMI"
And our Cherokee is "Squeaky"
 

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Radiac said:
The Commander is the "Family Truckster"
The Grand Cherokee is the "Grocery Getter"

BTW Lumberjim...how much rum did you drink before that last post?:confused:
do I know you? How do you know I drink rum? Oddly enough, I had NO rum before that post....that's a quote from 'Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy'. I had just opened my 1st Heineken (light) Fridge Keg, and was only on my 2nd beer at that time, so I can't blame it on alcoholic belligerence....it's just....."cold steel?" guffaw
 

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Well at first I thought my Commander didn't have a name. Then I realized I call it Commando! When people call and ask me what I'm doing, I tell them I'm driving Commando! They usually stutter for a second. Its pretty funny!!

(No Rum was consumed in the typing of this message!!!)
 

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Maybe the rum induced names are the best ?!?
BTW, I liked "family truckster" and hemi lover's "squeaky" Cherokee ! LOL! :D
 

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No nick name here either; but my 6 year old daughter insists on calling it by its full name and rank, as in 'are we going to take The Jeep Commander?'
 

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Mrs. Jones calls it the Commando, but that's not a nickname. She also shops at Banana Republican, eats at Chicken Fillet (hard t) and Parana Bread Co (but hates Madonna's, the hamburger place), and hates that every other road in Atlanta is named Peetree.

But I don't hassle her because my Chinese is much, much worse than her English.
 

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JJSEBASTIAN said:
OK Hemi, So I guess you don't like mine?!?
JJ, my apoligies, I am not trying to take favorites, the others just made me laugh. "Commando" is awesome. I am sure that the Governator would pick that as his top choice. Also, maybe my last post was rum induced!!:p
-Hemi
 
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